Casting Your Youth Pastor In Iconic Film Scenes

Here is how your youth pastor would react if he was also a film character in an iconic scene from cinematic history.

Youth Pastor Jerry

DOROTHY: You complete me.

YOUTH PASTOR JERRY: Actually, there’s a hole in your heart that neither I nor anyone else can fill. And although other people might try to fill it with fame, power, money and sex, the only real way to fill it is by accepting Jesus as your personal Savior.

Youth Pastor Han

LEIA: I love you.

HAN: Not as much as God does.

Youth Pastor Morphius

NEO: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

MORPHIUS: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you’ll realize that although death is hard for us to understand, it’s ultimately a part of God’s plan. That’s why you need to bring your unsaved friends to church, so that they’re not going through life with the same hopelessness the rest of the world has.

Youth Pastor Forrest Gump

YOUTH PASTOR FORREST GUMP: Mamma always said, life is like a box of chocolates. It may look sweet and tempting, but it’s ultimately unhealthy and unsatisfying. The only real satisfaction can be found in accepting Jesus as your Savior.

Youth Pastor Wesley

NARRATOR: That day, she was amazed to discover that when Wesley said “As you wish,” what he was really saying was “Save yourself for marriage.”

Youth Pastor Andy Dufresne 

*Youth Pastor Andy plays U2’s ‘One Love’*

Youth Pastor Alfred

YOUTH PASTOR ALFRED: One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

BRUCE: So why steal them?

YOUTH PASTOR ALFRED: See, the bandit represents the world, because the world is always taking important things and throwing them away. The ruby represents the Good News of the Gospel. You’re the child, and you have a choice to make. You can either throw the ruby back in the river and keep going the world’s way, or you can believe the Good News and accept Jesus as your Savior.

Youth Pastor Scarface

YOUTH PASTOR SCARFACE: Say hello to my little friend! *Opens Bible*

Youth Pastor Jack Dawson

ROSE: Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

YOUTH PASTOR JACK: Well, I want you to think of your body like a toothbrush. And every time someone who’s not your husband sees it, it’s like using that tooth bru—

ROSE: Never mind.

Youth Pastor Martin Brody

Youth Pastor Martin Brody: You’re gonna need a bigger See You at the Pole rally.

Youth Pastor Jules

*It’s basically the same except instead of shooting everyone, Youth Pastor Jules buys them all pizza.*

Youth Pastor Colonel Jessop 

DANIEL: I want the truth!

YOUTH PASTOR COLONEL JESSOP: *turns chair backwards* Well, you’ve come to the right place, dude. Let me start by telling you about a friend of mine who just so happened to be a Jewish carpenter…

Youth Pastor Obi-Wan Kenobi

LEIA: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

YOUTH PASTOR OBI-WAN KENOBI: ActuallyGod is your only hope.

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