If Love Songs Were Written Like Worship Songs

Forever I Am Dating You

Verse 1

I was single

And you started dating me

Sad and alone

You washed over me

Chorus

You date me

Forever

Out of being sad

Forever

And now I’ll spend my days

Looking at your face

Because I’m no longer single

Forever

Verse 2

When I get sad

You are always happy

When I am scared

You are always brave

And when I get single

You will date me still

Repeat Chorus

Bridge: You are so pretty (30x)

Repeat Chorus 5x

My Great Girlfriend

Verse 1

My girlfriend

My girlfriend

Is so great

Is so great

She will be

My girlfriend

Till the end

Verse 2

My girlfriend

My girlfriend

Is so nice

Is so nice

She will be

My girlfriend

Till the end

Verse 3

My girlfriend

My girlfriend

Is so hot

Is so hot

She will be

My girlfriend

Till the end

Your Dates

Verse 1

Oh, my girlfriend

You are my girlfriend

My pretty girlfriend

All of my days

Oh, my girlfriend

You date me so

Out of my singleness

Your dates still remain.

Chorus

Want to say to you now and always

Your dates are greater than anything

So I put my hands up and stand here to say

Your dates are my strength

Verse 2

Oh, sweet girlfriend

So pretty and true

My girlfriend to

The end

You are so smart

But also so nice

I could be single but you’d still be

My girlfriend

Repeat Chorus 4x

Bridge:

Pretty (Girls echo)

Friendly (Girls echo)

Talented (Girls echo)

Smart (Girls echo)

(Repeat 30x)

Repeat Chorus 30x.

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10 Comments

  1. The bridge is actually kinda catchy. I’d like that repeated to me 30x. Ha ha.

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  2. Do you mind if I work up a few tunes to go with these lyrics?

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  3. Nicholas Acord

     /  February 10, 2014

    Made my morning just now.

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  4. Kristen

     /  February 11, 2014

    Yes. This is so incredibly accurate. I have always wondered why people can write great songs about their love lives and only come up with five lines about God. That seems a bit backward to me.

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  5. That’s why I be loving the old, old, deep, theologically correct hymns. The real hit songs, like Aquinas and whatnot.

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  6. I was telling my daughter about this post after we listened to the worst worship song ever this morning in church. Why are some of those songs so terrrrrrrrrible?! And the worship leader loves them.

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  7. brookeodom1

     /  March 28, 2014

    This is one of the best things.

    ‘Pretty (Girls echo)

    Friendly (Girls echo)

    Talented (Girls echo)

    Smart (Girls echo)

    (Repeat 30x)’

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  8. You are SO wrong. LOLOLOL!! I’m glad it’s Sunday night; I’m going to need the whole week to try to forget this post so I don’t bust out laughing during service.

    Reply
  9. Kanna

     /  April 11, 2014

    This is bloody brilliant.

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